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(Although our Owner was spotted pounding hard in a couple of wet Beavers...they survived the encounter.)
 
 
Welcome to NotMeUSA.com, located in Jacksonville, Florida. We have been making humorous t-shirts and
novelty gag gifts for over twenty years. Although we started out as just screen printers, we have since
evolved into a rapidly growing humorous gifts on-line presence.

This is our site's Main Index and we’re proud to present this page as the gateway to all of our funny t-shirts,
pill bottles, spray bottles, certificates, awards, content, and published articles. What you find inside will be
some of the best funny gifts and novelty t-shirts you will ever find. If you’re looking for cool crazy custom
screen-printed shirts, we’re here for you. If you are just interested in looking for plain shirts or t-shirt
designs that everyone else is selling, then you have definitely come to the wrong place.
This is because we specialize in making up our own humorous t-shirts and joke gifts. Our t-shirt jokes come
from our own insane minds. We like to consider ourselves as humorous gift trend-setters and not just
followers. You’ll find that our advertising t-shirts are not only funny, but equally filled with innuendo and puns.
We designed and created all of our own Latin t-shirts as well as being one of a few screen printers who actually
make Pig Latin t-shirts. We are also the only makers of the unbelievably hilarious phonics t-shirts. On our site
you are also going to find page after page of parody t-shirts, that poke fun at everything from companies,
politics, Mexico, France and even Red States humor. If you can think of it we probably have already made the
humor t-shirts you're looking for. If not we'll even make it for you.

Though we have only a few science fiction t-shirts in our hilarious arsenal we have compensated with our newly
designed weird science t-shirts pages. Believe it, you’ll find yourself laughing out loud at the phobias we have
made up. Out of the tons of custom joke t-shirts that we make the over-the-hill t-shirts and the other
outrageous political t-shirts are the tops. Yet we have seen an increase in sales of our custom t-shirt designs
relating to France, Mexico, illegal immigration and breast enlargement humor that seem to be growing steadily
higher. Far is it for us to deter any of our visitors away from our France t-shirt jokes and anti-Mexican t-shirts.

Yet funny t-shirts is not what we are all about. We have also got our custom designed Christian Motto T-Shirts
and Memorial Epitaph Shirts for those who are looking to remember a loved one by. Also, we are the only t-
shirt humor screen printers in Jacksonville, Florida who custom designs and makes our own humorous gag
gifts. As far as that goes, we are also probably the only custom screen printers in the world that creates
unique novelty joke items geared specifically for our customer’s desire for personalized novelty gift ideas.

That is because we offer fake prescription pill bottles that allow buyers to have anyone’s name and address
printed directly on the labels. This creates the facade’ of gift recipients having actually been given a doctor’s
prescribed medication. In reality, once the recipient begins to read the labels and inserts; their laughter will
immediately erupt out in great guffaws!

So come on into our world if you dare. You’ll find humor and jokes that start out as award gags and breast
enlargement humor; then end up with spray bottles that are uniquely funny beyond compare. Hey, you can
even read some of our published articles or learn how to play some of our free games as well. Whatever you
find we’ll bet they are going to be the greatest gag gifts and unique novelty items you have ever seen. Hey, did
I mention that all of our gag gift pill bottles, spray bottles and t-shirts make great stocking stuffers at
Christmas time?

Oh and speaking of seeing, we have wet t-shirts and all the pictures of funny t-shirts that only we have
designed. You have been looking for great gag gifts, fun t-shirts and other novelty joke items, right? Come on
in and check out our gift jokes and custom t-shirts. Hey, you’ll also find dozens of links to other humor web
sites too. Just be sure to snag a couple of insane t-shirts and gag gifts before you head out. Oh and If you're
a Man-Made Global Warming believer, move to Mars you fruit cake! We've got some Global Warming T-Shirts
for all of you "non-believers" out there.
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